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Joke of the Day
"Why was the OCD race car driver so fast? Because he had anal prolapse."
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"My scout leader taught me a very valuable lesson... ... ""If you lick your fingers and wet it a little, it will slide right in"". Threading needles has never been this easy!"
"""It's a bird!"" ""It's a plane!""... What the hell were those two so excited about?"
"Obama looks rough after the last 8 years in office. Still better than JFK after 2."
"Good grief, did you see that, Hans? A time traveller just appeared, shot Adolf and left again. I mean I know his paintings are shit but WTF"
"Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked."
"Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings? He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks."
"Baby metamorphosis I feel like nobody names their baby Craig. One day, around age 35, the baby just becomes Craig. that is all"
"I've fallen in love with a fellow ventriloquist's doll. But she's already spoken for."
"Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song? Reach For The **Stats**."