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Joke of the Day
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face"
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"What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !"
"What do you call a group of people from Portugal? Portugeese"
"The most romantic movie of all time is definitely Pixar's UP. That old man really loved his house."
"So I just saw the new fifty shades of grey movie It was pretty Greyt"
"What's that over there? I don't know but I just got a raging clue"
"Boss: Did you take Mike's stapler and leave a note demanding that he meet you for drinks later? Me: WHAT!?! Noooo....wait, did he say yes?"
"My husband says I talk in my sleep but I don't believe him because nobody at work has ever mentioned it."
"Use of the word ""irony"" should be avoided, ironically enough."
"When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, ""OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?... hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."""