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Joke of the Day
"You know what makes me smile? Face muscles."
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"I heard diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans"
"(NSFW) What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged."
"Where do fat people live? Obe-city"
"Thom Yorke's phone thinks someone is listening in on its calls... ...delusional iPhone."
"What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur? Batman isn't wearing hockey pads."
"Want to watch a nerd have a melt down? Tell him that you just bought a android Ipad."
"Just checked into hotel in Miami. They have a separate pool for redheaded people. I thought we were past this."
"And I really love chocolate... I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze."
"So I slept right through the blood moon event this morning, I'm more of a crip moon guy anyway."