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Joke of the Day
"And I really love chocolate... I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze."
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"Your as worthless as, Tits on a boar hog."
"Did you here about the man who was diagnosed with Parkinson's. He was pretty shaken up about it."
"Jokes don't kill people people who don't get jokes kill people."
"My body looks up and it begs me, ""Eat a vegetable,"" and I look down and I whisper, ""No"""
"What do you call an Indian stoner? Man, deep"
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