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Joke of the Day
"Thom Yorke's phone thinks someone is listening in on its calls... ...delusional iPhone."
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"Pro Tip for the ladies. Ask him to show you where the ""jack thingy"" is at in the trunk and when he shows you.. That's when you push him in."
"Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!"
"Motion to rename biological clock ""restless egg syndrome."""
"ME: *brings my mom to a knife fight* MOM: *shouting* use your words! MOM: *chasing knife fighters away with a broom* I know your mothers!"
"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"What did the German baker say to greet his customers? Gluten tag!"
"Thanks phone, for being strong every time I dropped you."
"Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist? Billable vowels."
"A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""what is this a joke?"""