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Joke of the Day
"I heard diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans"
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"What do you call the kids claiming ""We don't need no education""? Comfortably Dumb"
"Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman. As she approaches him with angry tears, he says ""I did it 35 minutes ago."""
"There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect"
"I asked a few girls if they wanted to have a foursome... They said no. So I forced them"
"It took me an hour to attach my watches to each other to make a belt. It was a **waist** of time."
"My other palindrome is a kayak. - racecar bumper sticker"
"My teacher told me my drawing was pretty good, I told her I know. My mom always told me I was borderline artistic."
"Harry Potter lost his virginity on a magical evening. Or, as they say in Hogwarts, a Wednesday."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he's not coming."