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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur? Batman isn't wearing hockey pads."
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"Conversations get real after midnight. 11:59 pm - ""I love ramen noodles"" 12:01am - ""I feel like I can trust you. I killed a man once"""
"Two unconnected vertices? That's where I draw the line."
"The last words of an electrician ""Yeah you can turn it on, it is proven."""
"When you have kids, ""sleeping in"" is just lying in bed trying to figure out what that crash was."
"Russian Standard is a vodka and American Standard is a toilet. Russians are all drunks and Americans are all full of shit."
"When I see a self-help book at a secondhand store, I wonder...does that mean it worked, or it is bullshit?"
"Did you hear what the Pope was giving up for lent? His job."
"Why is the next Windows version 10? Because 7 8 9"
"My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal, I said, ""Sher, pa"""