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Joke of the Day

"Just checked into hotel in Miami. They have a separate pool for redheaded people. I thought we were past this."

"What's the difference between a gun and a penis I don't put a penis in my mouth every night and cry"

"If I had all the money, I would pay people to sneak up behind you and blast a bullhorn right before you hit send on a political tweet."

"Do you know what i say to people that are ""butthurt""? well stop doin anal."

"What was Tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for Pooh."

"What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones."

"Do you have to be from Vietnam to open up a restaurant called ""Viet Noms?"" I'm asking for a friend"

"How do people in wheelchairs propose?"

"words are just a big scam. they all just mean other words. so you keep on using even more and more words. that's how they get you."

"My daughter wants a pony and my wife wants a new dishwasher, so I'm compromising and buying them a goat."