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Joke of the Day

"Just checked into hotel in Miami. They have a separate pool for redheaded people. I thought we were past this."

"Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand."

"[at funeral] My brother was so realistic and sensible. I guess you could say- *casket is lowered into the ground* -he was down to earth."

"Did you know that six days a week T.G.I. Friday's thanks God for nothing?"

"Homophobia is a sacred union between a man and his bigotry."

"I just found out that my pillow has a better sex life than me It gets head every night"

"There was only one animal at the zoo... it was a Shihtzu"

"How to make a Trump sandwich White bread Lots of baloney Russian dressing And a small pickle"

"GF looking at lines in carpet: Aww, you vacuumed for me? Me: *flashback to me rollerblading in the living room* Sure did, babe."

"What do you call a gay travelling salesman? Flim-flamboyant."