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Joke of the Day

"How many white cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None...he fell"

"I'm no wine connoisseur, but I do know this bottle of wine pairs perfectly with the bottle I just finished."

"Hansel: how are we gonna get home Gretel: we should leave some sort of trail Duck: [pitching voice] how about a trail of bread crumbs"

"The secret to becoming a millionaire... Is by being a billionaire, then starting an airline."

"I bet my butcher $50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said ""No, the steaks are too high""."

"Did you know that if you drop and break a piece of folk art, it just turns into more folk art?"

"I'm beginning to think that Judas Priest might not be a Christian rock band."

"A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. ""Just don't ask to see our data"" clucked one feathered researcher."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh..."

"What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam? ""The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"""