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Joke of the Day

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ""Watch where you're going!"" exclaims the woman. ""Sorry, I'm dyslexic and I thought this was a bar, can I get you a drink?"""

"What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist? Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned."

"If I go to your place for the first time, unless you live in a castle, please don't ask me if I want a tour."

"Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? Because they hate french press."

"What's the difference between my girlfriend and my dog I can make my dog come"

"I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, ""Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."""

"9 Clowns in an elevator, one of them silently farts. One leans over to another and wispers...""You smell something funny?""."

"How many NYC cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"A woman is doing the dishes when the front door opens... ...and in walks Nicholas Cage."

"What's the longest word in English? smiles. Because there's a mile between both S."