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Joke of the Day

"I'm beginning to think that Judas Priest might not be a Christian rock band."

"The woman who sits next to me at work just told someone she's surrounded by idiots. I feel bad for her."

"You ever get so drunk you write your social security number in the tip slot on your bar tab?"

"What the the electrician say to his buddy? Watts up?!"

"Did you hear about the guy who was sent to prison for poor grammar? His cellmate put his semi in his colon."

"I just told my wife I am getting her a monkey for her birthday. She went bananas."

"revolting SERVANT: Ms. Pao, the Redditors are revolting! PAO: Well, you're not so pretty yourself..."

"Jesus Christ walks into a hotel As he walks in, he hands the inn keeper three nails and asks. ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"Yo mama is so fat, She's a Reddit admin."

"What do you call a black attorney? A brotha-in-law"