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Joke of the Day
"I'm beginning to think that Judas Priest might not be a Christian rock band."
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"[wife talking to me on phone 45 mins after I go to play poker at friends house] ""stop crying for a second...what do you mean you lost me?"""
"I was watching FOX Sports, but decided to switch to the History Channel... You still get to see the US destroy Japan, but there are fewer commercials! Edit: grammar"
"A psychic midget just escaped from prison The news report said there was a small medium at large."
"Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too"
"Did you hear about the guy who watched that new Bruce Willis film five times in a row? He was a Die Hard fan."
"Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound."
"Nice try Asian guy in porns."
"With great power... ... comes a great electricity bill."
"How many black people does it take to start a riot.... -1"