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Joke of the Day

"Hansel: how are we gonna get home Gretel: we should leave some sort of trail Duck: [pitching voice] how about a trail of bread crumbs"

"My Dad just had a stairlift installed in the house. Its driving him up the wall."

"""Love means never having to say your sorry."" - someone who is very single"

"I love dry erase boards... They're remarkable."

"I like my Coffee like I like my women Without a penis."

"I need ""Block"" Jokes I blocked my friend really hard in a volleyball game on the weekend and I need some block puns. Thanks!"

"Now playing: With Myself."

"Does the 5-second rule still apply in the Men's bathroom at Target? I'm pretty commited to this pretzel, if it matters."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."

"Five out of four people Have a problem with fractions"