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Joke of the Day

"I bet my butcher $50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said ""No, the steaks are too high""."

"It's not gay when it's a three-way... ...unless you're all guys. Then, it's pretty gay. I mean, in a good way. No judgment here. Really, enjoy yourselves."

"It's called ""courting"" a girl because you're supposed to take them to a basketball court and dunk on them repeatedly I hope"

"A banker friend of mine had a breakup recently He lost interest."

"I hate the French They give me the Crepes"

"PILOT: Welcome to flying school. Any questions? ME: Is it possible to crash into a rainbow? PILOT: Yes it's how most of you will die. Next?"

"How's school, Hannah? ""Really tough, dad."" They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? ""No-"" WHY THE HELL NOT"

"My wife must be the slowest reader ever. I bought her a Kindle last Christmas and she still hasn't finished it."

"Yo mama so fat She is overweighted"

"If I had $10 for every time someone called me racist... Black people would rob me."