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Joke of the Day

"Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn't make a funny, cat-shaped hole. Not even close."

"What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger? They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done."

"Give me my Money!! How do you make a Hormone-- Don't pay her!"

"f (x) walks into a bar... The barman says ""Sorry, we don't cater for functions"""

"What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster? ""I'M BREADY TO DIE"""

"It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars."

"What's the best about dead childrens jokes? They never get old."

"You can't ban me from your neighborhood just because I ""look scary"" and ""want to kill you."" That's discrimination."

"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms!!"

"i did a lot of experimenting in my teen years. i knew that's what i'd have to do to become the caliber of scientist i am today"