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Joke of the Day

"You can't ban me from your neighborhood just because I ""look scary"" and ""want to kill you."" That's discrimination."

"Why are there only 49 entrants in the Ms. Black USA competition? Nobody wants to be I-da-ho."

"In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants."

"What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut? One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut"

"Thinking about implanting a magnet in my chin so I can make a badass beard of iron filings and paper clips. More attractive, yes?"

"Why is it ""romantic"" when Aladdin sings A Whole New World while flying on a carpet but ""pathetic"" when I sing it while laying on a bath mat?"

"I bet OJ Simpson's friends were really confused when his answer to F/Marry/Kill was ""Yes."""

"Top reddit posters should use their karma to help the environment They are already experts at recycling."

"If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills."

"A green grape is on a vine next to a purple grape. It looks over, gasps, and says ""BREATHE!"""