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Joke of the Day

"You can't ban me from your neighborhood just because I ""look scary"" and ""want to kill you."" That's discrimination."

"Sports: The legal way to buy a black person."

"Death When a family member unexpectedly dies, what's the proper waiting period before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan?"

"Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats? They have nein lives!"

"How to know if a cat is male or female, from far ? Put a cup of milk on the floor. If he comes it's a male and if she comes it's a female !"

"What do you call an object used as seating that can fly? A rocket lawn-chair."

"Bring a Knife on a Date! When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"What did Jesus say after he was resurrected? Nailed it"

"I hate it when people can't make a good sausage its the wurst"

"[Cop arresting a centipede] *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *opens crate of new handcuffs* *clink* *clink* *clin"