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Joke of the Day
"It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars."
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"I hate it when people say I'm sexist. How can I be sexist when I'm half female on my mother's side?"
"The inventor of the throat lozenge died today... There will be no coffin at the funeral."
"John only wants to fuck virgins. He's such a cherry dicker"
"I think weed is messing with my memory. I can't remember shit anymore! I think it's because weed is messing with my memory."
"What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast? A working stiff"
"In biology class my teacher asked ""What is most commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" was not the right answer"
"Just Friends is my favorite movie that shows fat guys how to get out of the friendzone through perseverance and becoming Ryan Reynolds."
"Inflatable mattresses are great if you like your bed to slowly eat you."
"Whenever you see a sword swallower perform, it makes you wonder what sort of activities they used to do to make them realize they had this talent."