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Joke of the Day
"What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster? ""I'M BREADY TO DIE"""
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"What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!"
"Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM."
"Unless you've studied Nazism at a Nazi university and you've read Mein Kampf (in German), your criticism of Nazism isn't valid -Nobody ever"
"Why are Pakistan not allowed to play football? Because every time they get a corner they set up a shop."
"You can't make everyone happy. You aren't a jar of Nutella."
"When life gives you lemons Drink the kool-aide"
"What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? ""Hebrew""."
"I asked the librarian for a book on the Ebola virus. She said, ""It's in Siera Leone at the moment, but it should be here within the next few days!"""
"I took your girlfriend out for some Chipotle last week...... guacamole wasn't the only thing she wanted extra on the side."