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Joke of the Day

"How many ears does Spock have? Three. A right ear, a left ear, and a final frontier."

"A girl at the restaurant was about to eat her food before I stood up & yelled ""STOP. THIS IS NOT THE THIRD WORLD LADY. INSTAGRAM IT FIRST"""

"I like my women like I like my alcohol..... Rubbing."

"Why did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."

"Justin Bieber Comedy Roast - 10 Meanest Jokes"

"Its snowing really hard... It is really hard to see anyone in the outside world. I guess you could say I'm Snowden."

"Did you hear about the truck full of blueberries that crashed on the highway? It caused a traffic jam."

"98% of Facebook is women telling each other how great they look."

"What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie? Decompose yourself."

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word, ""unionized""."