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Joke of the Day

"What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie? Decompose yourself."

"How does Steve Bannon, Trump's Senior Chief Strategist feel after he gets over a cold? Alt-Right"

"What's black and doesn't work in an office? Decaf coffee!"

"How does a stripper find jobs? She does netwerking!"

"Spent all night being teased by Medusa. Now I'm hard as a rock."

"Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, ""Your husband will die a horrible violent death."" Hilary asks, ""Will I be acquitted?"""

"Your ""COEXIST"" sticker inspired me to slip a Madagascar hissing cockroach through your car window at the mall. Peace."

"Me: Grandma died, can't work today. Boss: Thought she died last month? Me: This time she is for real dead. We poked her with a stick."

"What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence? An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself."

"What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? Acne waits for puberty to cum on your face"