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Joke of the Day
"What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie? Decompose yourself."
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"I made this girl fall in love with me textually. She said she wanted to # me @ her place."
"Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?"
"I asked my chemistry teacher if we can revise oxides Because im a bit rusty"
"Whaaa? You taste brides? RT MatrooKiBijlee: Bridal tasting was a success! The only thing I regret is not taking pictures. But still...."""
"What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The large pizza can feed a family of four."
"It's uncool to be religious. It's uncool to be atheist. If someone asks what you believe in just say Beyonce. It's the only way to be safe."
"I was addicted to freezing poultry. I had to go cold turkey."
"A good place to hide a body would be the DVD section of a Best Buy."
"I was gonna make a joke about Alzheimers.. ..but I forgot what it was."