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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word, ""unionized""."

"Personal trainer said we're going to try some dips today. I brought hot salsa and tangy cheese. He hates me."

"sorry 4 rant, I heard a guy say ""millennials all do fake social media jobs""& was like buddy ur postgrad data entry gig is done by robots now"

"The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control."

"*amateur magician does tablecloth-pulling trick, knocking everything over* Cat in audience: Oh, this guy's good"

"Hot Neighbor, you forgot to take your shirt off before mowing the lawn again. Come on. Our imaginary conversation about this was very clear."

"Have you ever heard the joke about the three wells? ""No"" ""Well, well, well...."""

"Is Google male or female? Female, because it knows everything, and secretly tracks your activity."

"What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise? ""LMAO"""

"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"