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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word, ""unionized""."

"Women are like angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly....... on a broomstick, we're flexible like that"

"The last time Japan upset a nation this much was December 7th, 1941."

"Do you think Gillette employees ever call in Schick to work?"

"Sometimes I Think That The Pro-Gay Marriage Side And The Anti-Gay Marriage Side Are All fucking assholes."

"What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste"

"I bet feminists hate pedestrian crossings... What with that red/green man telling them when they can and can't walk."

"How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet."

"What makes Mercy such a good medic? It must be her high heals."

"Want to hear something funny? Women's Rights."