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Joke of the Day

"98% of Facebook is women telling each other how great they look."

"real men.. [twitches uncontrollably] don't hi- [""real man"" skin suit falls off revealing fake man who was the one doing bad stuff all along]"

"My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate."

"I tried to give my girl an Eskimo kiss... but she wasn't Inuit."

"If you want your girlfriend's undivided attention, tell her she looks like a million bucks!!! All green and wrinkled."

"What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle? I'm stumped."

"How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year? Not too well considering they can't finish a race."

"I was so poor growing up... For my 12th birthday, I got half a cake with 6 candles next to a mirror."

"I was once involved in a sex ring... until my circle of friends said that things were getting awkward."

"A women insists, ""Women are funny!"" A man replies, ""You're right! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!"""