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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my alcohol..... Rubbing."
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"Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes."
"What is successful but always beat? Rihanna"
"Do you know what my dad and Brad Pitt have in common? Neither came to my birthday party"
"How come girls always brag about being ""reunited"" with their friends? Quit that shit. You aren't Outkast. You're just two chicks."
"A book fell on my head today... I can only blame myshelf."
"When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer."
"My flight doesn't have wifi so I'm just gonna hit the call button and tell the flight attendant every time I think of something amusing."
"What is an angel's favorite font? Sans Seraph"
"I work at my stepfather's store. You think your boss is an asshole? Mine fucks my mom. - Cole Y."