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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."
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"What is west saharan favourite number? Data not avalible."
"Swedish Fish They aren't sweet, just sweet-ish."
"Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!"
"put this tweet on the news"
"What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties."
"I'm convinced that those at work who drum on every available surface incessantly killed things as a child."
"Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek? Because it's the future"
"What do you get when you mix pie and onions? Opinions!"
"What's the same about George Washington, and a tranny? They both chopped down their own cherry trees."