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Joke of the Day
"Justin Bieber Comedy Roast - 10 Meanest Jokes"
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"What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes? I'm a big fan."
"Son: ""Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential?"" Dad: ""Hmm. You are my son. Of that, I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."""
"We All Love To Hate Them But... Let's Hear Your Dad Jokes. We love to hate them ( secretly of course) But let's hear the worst ones you come to hear in your life."
"After the ""incident"" at the family cabin, my Indian name is Bounces Off Deck."
"What's a ghost's favorite type of car? A Booghati"
"Many people are surprised to hear I'm married because I scream it at them as I descend from their broken skylight in the dead of night."
"Drinking American beer is like making love in a canoe... It's fucking too close to water."
"""I just figured the 'H' was broken on your sign"" Nope, this is what I sell here. Now how many Doug nuts do you want?"
"Cops said my blood alcohol level was above the legal limit which is crazy because I don't even drink blood alcohol."