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Joke of the Day

"Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD"

"What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this sh*t."

"There's only one problem with reading articles about space based technology It all goes waaaay over my head."

"Answered the door in my bath robe today... Funny place for a door."

"Some people dont appreciate a good joke. When I say knock knock, youre supposed to say ""who's there?"" not ""im taking a shit, who are you?!"""

"So there's this cute girl from work and I'm too shy to talk to her But then I realized, all I needed to do to talk to her was to remove the duct tape"

"At first I didn't think I'd like having genital warts but now they're really growing on me."

"Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !"

"I have a light that gets sexually aroused by me. I turn him on."

"Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home."