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Joke of the Day

"There's only one problem with reading articles about space based technology It all goes waaaay over my head."

"What does Vincent say when he's annoyed at someone? Fuck Gogh"

"What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !"

"So I the ceo of apple came out as gay I guess their iphones really are bent"

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance... Barista: Sir your Caffe Mocha is ready. Me: Oh ok nevermind."

"""I'm both fucking people, Lois! Honestly, how do you have a job or even tie your shoes?!"" -Clark Kent"

"How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thin you slice them. Worst dead baby jokes, let's hear them! NSFW because dead baby jokes probably aren't safe for work..."

"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two? ....One? ...or two?"

"i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast ""they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"""

"What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common? A bus driver can't change his stops."