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Joke of the Day

"Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !"

"What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"

"Why Are Cats Bad Debaters? Because they're always pussyfooting!"

"Why Gordon Ramsey hates WWE Because it's f*cking RAW"

"What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones? One blows a 3' 1"" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead"

"Did you hear about the French Olympic race walker who pooped his pants mid race? At least he didn't oui in them too."

"If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?"

"*DJ drops the beet* ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB begins wondering why the DJ would bring a root vegetable to work with him."

"If dogs have taught me anything, it's that barking is a GREAT way to get rid of people you don't want to speak to. Works for me EVERY TIME."

"People will put up with a lot of crap, but if you respond to someone's text with, ""k"" you have just crossed a line."