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Joke of the Day

"A tiger got his tail caught in a lawn mower... He looked at it and said, ""It won't be long now...."""

"""Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"""

"How do Frenchmen share files? Pierre to Pierre."

"What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people."

"What is a man's most sensitive organ while masturbating? His ears"

"How does a Jew make coffee? He brews it."

"My uncle found the g-spot once... ...he tells people he lost those two fingers in the war."

"""What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me"" -guy who invented sports"

"Why did 10 die? Because he was in the middle of 9/11"

"Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill insects? Because he's an ex-terminator"