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Joke of the Day
"What is a King's favourite piece of Golf Equipment? His Royal Tee"
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"Based on the condition of my hair in the morning, I'd say there's a 100% chance my hair has more fun than I do when I sleep."
"my penis was in the Guinness book of world records for some reason the librarian didn't like it and threw me out:("
"North West: Daddy what were you famous for? Kanye: Rapping, Son. North West: mommy what were you famous for? ((awkward silence))"
"Why did the redneck high school cancel driver's ed class? They needed the car for sex ed."
"How do you know a black guy's been at your computer? It's not there."
"How do you circumcise a hillibilly? You kick his sister in the jaw!"
"he's my french step dad... i call him my faux pa."
"An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey..."
"Just heard a woman compare different products by calling the last one ""even differenter."" I am now embarrassed to be human."