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Joke of the Day
"What does a perverted frog say ? Rubbit"
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"What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? One was planned."
"The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me."
"Being a bachelor is dangerous. I pulled a groin muscle while getting out of bed. Over and over and over...."
"Hell has free wifi but no outlets for phone chargers."
"School is just like a boner, it's hard and long... Unless you're asian"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Scalding hot and drenched all over my penis in the McDonald's parking lot."
"Sometimes when my gf is asleep, I like to sneak into the living room, put on her dress, and pretend I wear the pants in this relationship."
"50 condoms A guy at the convenience store asked the cashier for 50 condoms. Two girls in line behind him started snickering, so he turned around, looked them dead in the eyes, and said, ""Make it 52!"""
"I just read someone's TL who starred me, forgot who I was reading, starred & RT'd a gazillion RT's on their TL, ended up in Mexico married."