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Joke of the Day

"Everyone thought you could get a writing job from twitter but that never happens anymore its only for things like becoming the president"

"What's an Islamist's favourite crop? Rice is."

"What the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway."

"What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!"

"What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door? A low-key person"

"The glass ceiling is dangerous. I can't believe they'd let a woman up there. (Credit to Raising Hope)"

"Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough."

"Jesus isn't one to get angry very often.. But I remember seeing him once looking very cross"

"My 12 wakes up, showers, changes into another pair of PJ's and starts playing PS4. He has no idea how jealous I am."

"Every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. Stop this woman"