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Joke of the Day

"The glass ceiling is dangerous. I can't believe they'd let a woman up there. (Credit to Raising Hope)"

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Break that faggots spine."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! China ! China who? China late isn't it? !"

"Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons"

"What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg)"

"The three things you should never say at a gay bar Fuck that shit! Can I bum a fag? Can I push your stool in?"

"""Z"" I'm so hungry i could eat a pony "" - Guy who knows a full horse would be too much"

"What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!"

"at any given time the urge to sing ""the lion sleeps tonight"" is just a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away"

"I hate it when I get my days mixed up and I accidentally take my stupid wife out instead of my girlfriend."