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Joke of the Day
"What the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway."
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"Magic Q: What does ""Magic"" stand for in Ervin ""Magic"" Johnsons' name? A: **M**y **A**ss **G**ot **I**nfected **C**oach!"
"Mechanic Hey, have you ever heard of that hard working car mechanic that specializes in engines and the back of cars? They say he gets very exhausted."
"When I was a kid, my parents gave me a drum set for Christmas. They let me bang them as long as it wasn't after midnight. They always slept better after being banged."
"What weighs 12lbs and won't be getting plucked this Christmas Scott Weilands guitar"
"Hey baby, Heaven must be missing an angle because you're kindacute."
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? A boy scout comes back from his camp."
"flavor flav's full name is flavor flavor"
"I sweat less when I wear sunglasses ... Because I feel cooler"
"funny? Ordered coffee at Starbucks. He asked my name, so I told him ""Bingo"". When my coffee was ready he shouted ""Bingo...Bingo"". I don't think he thought it was very funny."