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Joke of the Day
"Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough."
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"My boss said ""dress for the job you want, not for the job you have"" Now I am sitting in a disciplinary meeting in my Wonder Woman costume."
"Pretty sure Google has this master plan of taking over the world by blackmailing everyone with their search history."
"Q: What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon & three at night? A: The bloodthirsty shapeshifter who hides among us. Trust no one."
"The most adventurous I get is visiting Amazon on my Safari."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic? A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog."
"I'm on a version of the Paleo Diet where I eat anything I want knowing that my fossilized remains will be plenty thin in 2.5 million years."
"What did the proctologist say to the guy with glued ass cheeks? You're in some sticky shit."
"I thought Angry Birds was what I get from other drivers."
"So far at work I've straightened a paper clip then tried bending it back to its original shape. Employee of the month right here."