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Joke of the Day
"What's an Islamist's favourite crop? Rice is."
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"Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich? Robbin' hood"
"When I see a kid on a leash I assume they were a dog turned into a kid by a witch & the owners have yet to figure out how to turn them back."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? ""Juan"""
"I think it would be great if ice cream licked you back."
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"What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink? 1%"
"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."
"Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""
"I often find myself crying during sex... Probably from the pepper spray..."