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Joke of the Day
"Why are sea sponges good at statistics? They understand coralations!"
Next Joke
"[first date] Me: *sees he owns a cat* Him: Are you a cat or a dog person? Me: *maintains eye contact* *pushes cat off the table* *leaves*"
"What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit? Leddit go"
"What do you call two women standing side by side? Four abreast!"
"On a hot day, what did the pig say to the other pig after he came back from the car? ""It's bacon in there!"""
"Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers? They always miss the shot"
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in the car in an abortion clinic parking lot? Going inside to ask for a hanger."
"How does a redneck find a sheep in his field? Sexy."
"My wife and I are painting our house. I never knew there were so many greys. I hear there's a book about it. There's at least 50."
"It makes more sense to dump Gatorade on the losing head coach."