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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers? They always miss the shot"
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"Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems."
"What's the worst part about being a beaver? It's a lot of dam work."
"Last night I woke up in the middle of dreaming about the meaning of life. It was very eye opening."
"[Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin'? God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong."
"Say what you will about prostitutes... ...those guys are fucking professionals."
"Please, baseball fans. Enthrall me with complex details about a game where someone hits the ball with a stick and runs around in a circle."
"Me: Play dead My Dog: *drives to my office and starts doing my job*"
"I can make you speak Irish Say ""Whale oil beef hooked"" quickly"
"What's a good thing and a bad thing at the same time.... seeing your mother in-law back off a cliff in your new car"