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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers? They always miss the shot"
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"How does a queen get around her kingdom? She gets throne."
"How do you call a car designed for midgets? Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out."
"Yo girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't really understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
"Some people say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat"
"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Hammad. What do you call a really drunk Muslim? Mohammad"
"me: *dies* mom: no get up you still have to go to school."
"A little girl walks into her parents' bedroom. ""Holy F**k"" she screams ""and you want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb?!"""
"What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber? Two buy four."
"The new French tanks have 14 gears 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind."