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Joke of the Day

"When my wife starts to sing .. I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

"what do you call a funny chicken? a comedi-hen"

"Chuck Norris wanted to make jokes great again So he bought a trumpet for every time we make an horrible pun."

"What do computers and air conditioners have in common? Neither work when you open windows."

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is marriage."

"*jesus turns water to wine* me: you can't just insert goods into an economy you'll cause deflation Jesus: my child- me: NO! it's bullshit!"

"Most 00's kids won't get these... Decent jobs"

"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch"

"What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything? The mythbusters and ghostbusters."

"When you're talking to someone with no teeth, you find out teeth are also a retaining wall for spit."