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Joke of the Day

"What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything? The mythbusters and ghostbusters."

"TIL Cleopatra lived closer to me than the pyramids. I live in Alexandria, so did she, and the pyramids are 200km away."

"Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm."

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Turns out 6 foot penguins don't exist, in related news, I might have just ran over a nun."

"Everything I like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible"

"A guy asks imam at a mosque Guy: What's the Wi-Fi password? Imam: allahis12345"

"*reads online that you should befriend your coworkers with some water cooler talk* ME (to coworker): So, are you into water coolers?"

"What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe? Mitosis"

"I named my son ""Tennis"" but he doesn't mind being bullied about it. He's a good sport really."