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Joke of the Day
"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch"
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"What is a vegetable's favorite martial art? He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe."
"Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves."
"Today's a beautiful day... After all, nothing beats Mayweather."
"In the Chinese version of ""Fight Club"" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist. Turns out he was Wong the whole time."
"Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?"
"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? fish."
"I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes."
"It's hard to argue with a spear I mean, it's got a point."
"What did the gay atheist shout after Noah threw him off the ark for being a gay atheist? Help! I'm thinking!"