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Joke of the Day
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is marriage."
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"The Word Election and Erection Are Spelt Similarly. They also have the same meaning A dick rising to power!"
"What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences."
"I'm sorry I punched you in the face when you said ""I love you"". Intimacy scares me. And you said it to my sister."
"I used to have a voice like Justin Bieber... then I turned four."
"why dont women drive? because theres not road from the bed room to the kitchen"
"What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge? You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now."
"What do you call a police officer who has just finished masturbating? Pulled pork!"
"The worst thing that can happen when you invite someone over to ""watch a movie"" is actually watching a movie."
"Back to Yo mama jokes Yo momma so fat kids had to run around her for track and field!"