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Joke of the Day
"I just drove in from a Transformers convention... ... and boy, are my arms tires!"
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"I just got an iPhone 7S for my wife I thought that was a good trade"
"What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!"
"Here's a joke I saw on the internet recently that I think we can all relate to http://i.imgur.com/ijAmlhi.png"
"A girl came up to me the other day... and told me she saw me at the vegan club but I never saw herbivore."
"Still mourning the horrible death on 12/5/2013 Yesterday, a great man died. His name was Todd Mills, the inventer of the Doritos Locos Taco."
"If you add a long hashtag to a tweet or Instagram pic, capitalize the first letter of each word. No one wants to work that hard at reading."
"I needed the loo, and only a wishing well was in sight. Well. Shit."
"Using my son's raincoat as a hat so my hair doesn't get messed up. He's doing the cutest little shivers!"
"Watching X-Men. Hard to believe that all this stuff actually happened."