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Joke of the Day
"Why does T-Pain always look well rested? Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!"
Next Joke
"That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt."
"Pay attention to your kids... Because one day he will stuff a sugar free gummy bear in your mouth that he rubbed on a cat."
"I like my women like I like my file systems..... FAT & 32."
"What is black Jesus' favorite fruit? Wine-er-melon"
"A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly."
"An Australian man walked in on his girlfriend getting changed and she said ""Have you heard of knocking?"" He said ""It doesn't ring a bell"""
"I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are white such as Joey, Phoebe and Rachel. And I can't forget Chandler."
"Can I get a pina colada please. 'This is Starbucks' Sorry, can I have venti pina colada."
"Do you know what makes pink lemonade pink? Strawberries."