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Joke of the Day
"Is Santa Clause real? Because the zero's on my bank statement are."
Next Joke
"what do you call it when Batman skips church? a Christian Bale"
"What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common? Both ride bicycles and are on a mission."
"How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have hollow-weenies!"
"*buys soap on a rope Cashier: Paper or plastic? Me: Neither.. I'll wear it out thanks"
"[seaside wedding] We are gathered here today to celebrate the- [bride picked up by giant seagull] -completion of the ritual. HAIL GULLTHRAX"
"What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive? Sad Dan"
"What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch? He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes."
"Recently I felt Funny and came over Queasy... At which point I was told to leave the local theatre adaption of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."