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Joke of the Day
"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....... I will keep you posted."
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"According to my roommate's diary, I have boundary issues."
"Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!"
"My wife and I walked past a fancy restaurant She said ""Ohh , something smells nice"" So I decided to treat her - I let her walk past it a second time."
"How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?"
"i'm reading this thesaurus. it's really interesting, or should i say... very interesting."
"What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach? Would you please move? You're in my sun."
"You think you had a bad day? Clams are getting chowdered. CHOWDERED."
"Girls and Catholic priests atleast have one thing in common, they both have a thing for immature assholes"
"What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour? A frog in a blender."