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Joke of the Day

"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....... I will keep you posted."

"So i just started a coffee shop in baghdad... ...and business is BOOMING!!"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's dead"

"Why are there so many Asians? Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it."

"What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle."

"If you can't buy a person, you can always sell him."

"Every time I go for a run I think ""why am I even doing this?"" Then I look back and see all the cops chasing me and it's like ""oh yeah, duh."""

"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full"

"Q: How many letters 'T' are in Indiana Jones? A: 17. Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-ta-taa Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-taa-taa-taaa!"

"How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !"