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Joke of the Day

"Danke for calling Germany. To order beer, press 1. To order weapons, press 2. To order philosophy, press 1 until it resembles a 2."

"What do you call a person who thinks every day is Halloween? a transsexual"

"What does a greengrocer weigh? Vegetables."

"Someone once told me, ""GO FOR BROKE"" !! I'm happy to report that I succeeded..."

"A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied ""The weather didn't agree with me."""

"Traveling with a four year old boy is like transferring a serial killer between prisons."

"What is the worst way to find out you just came into money? via sticky notes"

"What kind of bees can you get milk from? Boobies!"

"The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral."

"How did Harry Potter go down the hill Walking.... JK Rowling"