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Joke of the Day
"What does a greengrocer weigh? Vegetables."
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"My uncle started shouting at me about my ""misuse"" of emoticons and had a heart attack ;)"
"What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian? One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke."
"At the restaurant with food still on my plate... Server: ""Do you wanna box for that"" Me: ""No. It's not worth fighting for"""
"Won't do that again Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."
"Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !"
"I went for a run in morning but came home after 2 minutes coz I forgot something I forgot that I'm so fat that I can only run for 2 minutes"
"Why can't the Chinese be Nazis? Two Wongs don't make a Reich"
"Breaking news... The news truck has split in half, our traffic report website is down, and the studio seems to be having trouble with this sound system."
"teacher: ""there are no stupid questions"" me: ""ya ok but why isnt the plural of moose, meese"""