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Joke of the Day
"How did Harry Potter go down the hill Walking.... JK Rowling"
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"God said unto John, ""come forth and receive eternal life..."" But john came fifth and won a toaster. Not original but I love this joke"
"What comes after huehuehue? satsatsat lumlumlum"
"How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."
"What do you call someone infected with herpes... Who refuses to date someone else infected with herpes... A Herpocrit! A very awesome friend said he came up with this just randomly, do I believe him?"
"Mr. Buffalo: I caught my son making out with a girl Me: SWEET! Mr. Buffalo: And a boy Me: So, I guess you could say he's your... Bi-son"
"What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking? A leave of Absinthe."
"What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon? Abra!"
"Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!"
"[True Love's gf on 7th day of Christmas, forcing smile] awww Swans! how sweet! thx hon, these 7 birds will go nicely with the other 16 birds"