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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst way to find out you just came into money? via sticky notes"
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"What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic? ""You're dead to me."""
"What French city always surrenders first? Toulouse"
"Double standars If a woman has sex with lots of men, people call her a slut. If a man does the same, they call him an homosexual."
"Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt? Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture"
"I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev from a company called You Crane."
"Uniformed personnel walk a fine line between being ignorant and being out of shape. Add a letter and they're uninformed. Take one away and they're unformed."
"A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, ""Why is that, Angus"""
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? The last place you left it."
"""Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."" - Me to my children."