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Joke of the Day

"The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral."

"How To Talk To A Woman Wearing Headphones 1. Create a podcast"

"So in conclusion, the burglars in Home Alone 2 absolutely would have died. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk"

"Why didn't the peanut butter... Fuck the jelly? Because he was already in a jam"

"Any dirty, racist, or good joke. Here's one. What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch."

"Heard this one from my 8 year old and couldn't stop laughing Q: Who made King Arthur's table round? A: Sir Cumference"

"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives!"

"What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common? The both had an outstanding balance."

"Do you have home insurance? 'Cause I'm going to smash your back door in."